Published by: kakkoister

Uploaded on: 2009-08-31 07:56:25

Video Status: down:copyright:The Cartoon Network, Inc..

Down Since: 2009-10-15 05:08:17

Description: Hilarious music video based on the movie "The Dark Crystal" from 1982.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083791/

Clip from season 4, episode 16 of "Robot Chicken"
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html

*I am not the owner or creator of the videos content. All rights are that of Robot Chicken producers.*


Download the MP3 for free:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wyvyztbili0

Beat for this sketch is produced by Yung Mars:
http://myspace.com/yungmarsmusic

Sung by T-Pain:
http://www.t-pain.net/

LYRICS (As best I could understand the song):
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Yo wassup everybody!
This is lil'Jen, A.K.A MC Gelfling!
About to take you on a little journey
Raise up your glasses ya'll
And get ready for the story of the Dark Cristal

Once upon a time
In the distant land of Thra
There was a huge ass super sized bottle of Cristal
Living under three suns
All the peeps were havin fun
They were clinkin & drinking
Cristal for everyone
But then there was a drive-by!
Full stack, hit the deck!
It was a Skeksis
In a Lexus
Wit a tec!
Bond got wrecked!
And split two different races
To two different places
The Skeksis headed west with their creepy dead bird faces!

The urRu ended on the east coast for all the help to come!
There all a bunch of mystics
Who like to sit around and..

*Hummmmmmmm*
*urRu humming*

Ah yeah
That sound good right there
In steps the prophecy
There's no stoppin me
Gelfling's gonna help things
Pretty soon we'll be poppin C
R, I, S, to the T, A, L
Full throttle
Fix tha bottle
Then break that spell!

Whole world is a game
No ones sippin on bubblay
Wanna get busy, without the fizzy
The ladies wont love me!

I gotta save the land of Thra!
I am for a distant call
Get my orrery
Some Skeksis
And go get that Cristal!

I went to Aughra
And got that cracked up shard of Cristal!
Then I met Kira
And Fizzgig, he was a little fuzzy ball!
Stepped on the land strider
Road to the castle
Faced off with the Skeksis
Man those dudes are crazy assholes!

I put the cracked shard of the bottle
Back into the right spot
Now the east & west coast got back together
And this joint is f*cking hot!

Yeah!
This parties a blast
Cristal's flowin fast
I'm thinkin
I wanna
Get up in Kira's ass!
We're all havin a ball
There won't be no last call
West & East, squashed the beef
There all drinkin Cristal
But people still commin
And the mystic's still hummin
They gooo..

*Mystic's humming*
*It's the end of the dark cristal!*

Hoe's!

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