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Uploaded on: 2009-08-31 07:56:25

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Down Since: 2009-12-27 05:46:47

Description: Hilarious music video based on the movie "The Dark Crystal" from 1982.<br />http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083791/ <br /> <br />Clip from season 4, episode 16 of "Robot Chicken"<br />http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robotchicken/index.html<br /> <br />*I am not the owner or creator of the videos content. All rights are that of Robot Chicken producers.*<br /> <br /><br />Download the MP3 for free:<br />http://www.mediafire.com/?wyvyztbili0<br /><br />Beat for this sketch is produced by Yung Mars:<br />http://myspace.com/yungmarsmusic<br /><br />Sung by T-Pain:<br />http://www.t-pain.net/<br /><br />LYRICS (As best I could understand the song):<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Yo wassup everybody! <br />This is lil'Jen, A.K.A MC Gelfling! <br />About to take you on a little journey <br />Raise up your glasses ya'll <br />And get ready for the story of the Dark Cristal <br /><br />Once upon a time <br />In the distant land of Thra <br />There was a huge ass super sized bottle of Cristal <br />Living under three suns <br />All the peeps were havin fun <br />They were clinkin & drinking <br />Cristal for everyone <br />But then there was a drive-by! <br />Full stack, hit the deck! <br />It was a Skeksis<br />In a Lexus<br />Wit a tec!<br />Bond got wrecked! <br />And split two different races <br />To two different places <br />The Skeksis headed west with their creepy dead bird faces! <br /> <br />The urRu ended on the east coast for all the help to come!<br />There all a bunch of mystics<br />Who like to sit around and..<br /><br />*Hummmmmmmm* <br />*urRu humming* <br /><br />Ah yeah <br />That sound good right there <br />In steps the prophecy <br />There's no stoppin me <br />Gelfling's gonna help things <br />Pretty soon we'll be poppin C<br />R, I, S, to the T, A, L <br />Full throttle <br />Fix tha bottle <br />Then break that spell! <br /><br />Whole world is a game <br />No ones sippin on bubblay <br />Wanna get busy, without the fizzy <br />The ladies wont love me!<br /><br />I gotta save the land of Thra! <br />I am for a distant call <br />Get my orrery<br />Some Skeksis <br />And go get that Cristal! <br /><br />I went to Aughra <br />And got that cracked up shard of Cristal! <br />Then I met Kira <br />And Fizzgig, he was a little fuzzy ball!<br />Stepped on the land strider <br />Road to the castle <br />Faced off with the Skeksis <br />Man those dudes are crazy assholes! <br /><br />I put the cracked shard of the bottle <br />Back into the right spot <br />Now the east & west coast got back together <br />And this joint is f*cking hot! <br /><br />Yeah! <br />This parties a blast <br />Cristal's flowin fast <br />I'm thinkin <br />I wanna <br />Get up in Kira's ass! <br />We're all havin a ball <br />There won't be no last call <br />West & East, squashed the beef <br />There all drinkin Cristal <br />But people still commin <br />And the mystic's still hummin <br />They gooo..<br /><br />*Mystic's humming*<br />*It's the end of the dark cristal!*<br /><br />Hoe's! <br /> <br />--------------------------------------------------------------

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