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Uploaded on: 2008-03-14 15:53:00

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Meet the Spartans is a 2008 spoof/parody produced and directed bynidas arrives to greet the messenger in the Spartan way (high-fives for the women and open mouth tongue kisses for the men). Aen several other people he just plain disliked, ranging from Britney Spears (Nicole Parker) to Sanjaya Malakar and the American Idol judges, into "The Pit of Death". As Leonidas walks off he turns to a column, that has a switch that reads "Garbage Disposal", and flips the switch causing the celebrities to spiral to their "death".
Resolving to face the Persians, Leonidas visits the Oracle, proposing an "erotic-sounding" strategy to repel the numerically superior enemy after offering the priests various skin-care lotions for guidance. The Oracle, Ugly Betty, says some well known lines as in "Save the cheerleader, save the world" from Heroes and "Douchebag says what" Leonidas responding with a "What?" Then, the Oracle reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. That night, Leonidas and Margo then decide to have sex before Leonidas heads out (which in fact is just Leonidas bench pressing his wife numerous times). Leonidas then goes out to meet the soldiers collected for his departure, and finds that only 13 (not 300) came to the call of war, three among them being Captain, his son (Sonio), and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio. The fall. The Spartans then face the Xerxes army in a "Yo Momma" fight, ending with a victory in spite of Dilio having his eyes scratched out.
Though victory seemed to be in the Spartans' grasp, Paris Hilton reveals the location of the goat path to Xerxes, having been promised her hump removed among her various demands. Using a CGI army, Xerxes overpowers the 12 remaining Spartans. However, though his army was defeated, Xerxes finds the Transformer cube and transforms a convertible into his suit of armor, playing both the Rick Roll and "Leave Britney Alone" videos to prove his "godly power". But "Xerxestron" ends up delivering on Leonidas's promise to "fall", though he crushed the surviving Spartans under his bulk. The blind Dilio, who left prior to the final battle, eventually returns to Sparta to tell of Leonidas' final moments. A year later, Dilio leads a force of 100 real Spartans and several thousand more CGI ones to defeat the Persians, but the blind warrior ends up going the wrong way and leads the Spartans to Malibu. They end up crashing into Lindsay Lohan while she was coming out of rehab (again), causing her to expose her bare crotch as she flies backwards.
The film ends with a comical musical number set to Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive performed by all of the characters that have appeared in the film on American Idol, and is followed by additional scenes. Cast: Actor/Actress Actor/Actress Sean Maguire Ken Davitian Carmen Electra Kevin Sorbo Jareb Dauplaise Travis Van Winkle Role/Parody of King Leonidas Xerxe sQueen Margo Captain Dilio Sonio Traitoro Leo Jr. Messenger Persian Emissary Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Ellen DeGeneres and Paula Abdul Jack Black Angelina Jolie Kevin Federline Uwe Boll Tom Cruise Dane Cook, Bond Villain, Prophet 10-year-old Leonidas Sanjaya Malakar A. O. Scott Richard Roeper Randy Jackson Oracle/Ugly Betty Ms. Jay Tyra Banks Twiggy Urban Kid #1 Urban Kid #2 Urban Girl Rocky Balboa, Rambo Lindsay Lohan Jack Thompson Movie/TV 300 Transformers 300 Dennis Rodman Spider-Man Accepted 300/Spider-Man 3 Extra, MADtv, The Ellen DeGeneres Show and American Idol Date Movie American Idol At the Movies At the Movies American Idol Ugly Betty/300 America's Next Top Model America's Next Top Model America's Next Top Model Diedrich Bader Hunter Clary Phil Morris Method Man Nicole Parker Ryan Fraley Tiffany Claus Nick Steele Jim Nieb Thomas McKenna Ike Barinholtz Zachary Dylan Smith Tony Yalda Nate Haden Jim Piddock Christopher Lett Crista Flanagan Jesse Lewis IV Jenny Costa Belinda WaymouthWillie MaccKenny YatesTiffany HaddishDean CochranEmily WilsonJohn Di Domenico. The Da Vinci Code: The initial scene in the Louvre museum and the monk Silas.

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